Looking for funny and original, “dating me is like” answers? The very best “dating me is like” jokes?! Then you’ve come to the right place.
Whether it’s to throw into a conversation with a date, or to answer a question prompt on a dating app, here’s 50+ of our favourite “dating me is like” answers.
Where This Question Comes From
The “dating me is like” question most commonly shows up on Hinge.
Hinge is a FREE dating app (designed to be deleted!), which provides question prompts directly on your profile, which you can answer to stand out.
We like it a lot, which is why we voted it as one of the top 5 serious dating apps to find love… When you use it properly of course.
But that’s why these “Dating Me Is Like” answers come in so handy. See it’s all about how you come across, capturing the right attention, and making YOUR profile stand out.
For this reason, you want to fully utilise all of the question prompts available on Hinge… Including the much-loved and very-popular “Dating Me Is Like” question.
Of course, thinking of witty answers for questions like these, is not always easy. But that’s where we come in.
We’re here to inspire the most entertaining and original answers for your dating profile. So here’s what to expect…
“Dating Me Is Like” Answers
This article includes a mix of the best “dating me is like” answers that we’ve come across, plus ones that we’ve made up ourselves! Have a read, and see which ones you can relate to.
You should then:
1) Use these as inspiration to create your own “dating me is like” answers.
2) Tweak the ones you read, to make them more of your own.
3) Use the ones we’ve written, but change how you write them so that they’re written more like you! (The more personalised, the better – just remember that!)
Oh, and whilst you’re at it, you might like to have a read of our Top Dating App Tips for 2023, to see what else you can do on Hinge, to increase your success rate!
(Uh huh, you can thank us later! We’ve got you covered, my friends!)
Using It When Dating
Now don’t forget, you don’t have to solely use these “dating me is like” answers purely in response to a question prompt. If you don’t use Hinge, you can still:
- Use these lines in your description on other dating apps. A little comedy always helps to make you profile more attractive, so you may as well make use of it!
- Drop these lines into conversation when speaking to people on dating apps.
- Drop these lines into conversation in real life. They’re bound to get a giggle. I mean, why do you think “funny first date questions” and “flirty jokes to make your date smile” are such popular searches?! Because they know this kind of stuff goes down a treat, that’s why!
- You could also use them as a clever opening line to send on dating apps. (Because we all know how important this is – you want to make an impression right from the get-go!)
All clear? Awesome! Then let’s get stuck in. In no particular order…
50+ Funny “Dating Me Is Like” Answers (You Have To Use!)
Dating Me Is Like…
1) Waking up to sunny skies… after a week FULL of rain!
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
2) That hot mug of cocoa on a cold, winters day.
(Only this one warms you up in more ways than one!)
Dating Me Is Like…
3) Getting lost in a good book, where you just don’t know what will happen next!
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
4) Watching the first episode of [Addictive TV Show Here]
(You have no idea what you’re getting yourself into!)
Dating Me Is Like…
5) Your favourite song coming onto the radio… just when you need it!
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
6) An unexpected promotion… with a pay rise… and heck, a cake, and “congrats” banners, the lot! (Yup, THAT’S what dating me is like… an absolute win!)
Dating Me Is Like…
7) Scoring the winning goal at the biggest game of the season! (VICCCCTORY!)
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
8) When the fortune in your fortune cookie is so accurate, it feels like it was actually meant for you. (Yes, yes I do believe in fate! 😉)
Dating Me Is Like…
9) Finding an old wallet with a boat load of money in… when you thought you’d actually lost it![OR…] Finding a dollar (or even better, $10!) you forgot about in your pocket.
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
10) Being able text your boss “I QUIT!” because you ACTUALLY(!) just won the lottery!
[OR simply just…] Winning the lottery… for real… I am genuinely like winning the lottery! 😉
TOP TIP For “Dating Me Is Like” Answers
You can still use standard “Dating Me Is Like” answers (like the one above.)
When doing this however, just change the way you write it and write it with more personality so that you stand out instead of them thinking, “oh, that old answer again!”
Use punctuation, emojis and write how you would speak. (It makes the world of difference!)
Recommended Read: How To Use Emojis To Flirt
Let’s Keep Them Coming…
Dating Me Is Like…
11) Waking up after a night of drinking and not having a hangover. (Pure bliss!)
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
12) Finding an extra chicken nugget in your Maccies. (What an absolute win!) OR: Extra fries in the bottom of your takeout bag. OR: An extra cookie in the bag. Etc. Etc. You get the gist!
Dating Me Is Like…
13) Having a best friend, a partner and a badass sidekick, all in one. (What more could you want?!)
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
14) Finding left-over pizza (that actually still looks pretty good), right when you’re about to get hangry!
Dating Me Is Like…
15) Waking up and discovering you have another two hours of sleep before you have to get up.
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
16) When you think it’s Thursday, but actually… It’s FRIDAY! (Woohoo!)
Dating Me Is Like…
17) Finding out you left your house unlocked all day and nothing was stolen. (Hella lucky!)
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
18) Dating [Super Hot Celebrity Name Here]… Okay, maybe it’s not, but it’s still pretty close!
Dating Me Is Like…
19) When you find out the song you’ve skipped for the past week is actually fire! 🔥 (Uh huh, and how about we just skip that part and you appreciate me from the start?! 😉)
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
20) Adopting a new puppy. Uh huh, I am pretty cute. Let’s just not mention the pee on the floor! (Just kidding, of course!)
Riskier “Dating Me Is Like” Jokes
Let’s throw in some riskier, but still just as funny ones…
Dating Me Is Like…
21) A walk in the park… except there are land mines… everywhere!
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
22) Hearing your favourite song on repeat. It may get a little annoying… but you still can’t help but love it!
Dating Me Is Like…
23) Getting a huge tax refund. (Okay, it’s not the sexiest, but it’s pretty frickin’ great, right?!)
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
24) Getting that Instagram-perfect shot first time… without any editing even needed! (I know, I know, it really does sound too good to be true!)
Dating Me Is Like…
25) FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS… but surviving! (Just kidding, the only falling you’ll do is for me!)
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
26) Mastering a new skill, because boy – I’m not going to lie, I can take some work!
Dating Me Is Like…
27) Finally finding the end of the sellotape. (It took a lot of patience, but felt like an absolute victory by the end!)
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
28) Your favourite thing and your biggest nightmare… both at the same time! (Uh huh, buckle up!)
Dating Me Is Like…
29) IKEA furniture: hard to understand, not well put together, ever so slightly unstable, BUT – overall, aesthetically pleasing enough to show your friends. (They’ll never know about the rest, hey?!)
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
30) The day you finally move out of your parents basement! (Damn, has it still not happened yet?!) 😉
Funny “Dating Me Is Like” Answers
Dating Me Is Like…
31) Walking into the wrong movie theatre… then staying, because, well, you can’t actually imagine how any other movie could be better!
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
32) Dancing like no-one’s watching! (Because isn’t that just heaps of fun?!)
OR] Singing your heart out in the shower. (Because isn’t that just the best thing?!)
Dating Me Is Like…
33) Cliff jumping in [Dream Location]. Let’s go, let’s go! (Isn’t it exciting!?)
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
34) A rollercoaster – with far more highs than lows, and a hell of a lot of laughter (no tears, I swear!)
Dating Me Is Like…
35) Riding your favourite roller coaster… but it never stops running… and you can’t get off of it. (But hey, I guess you’ve just got to embrace the chaos!)
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
36) Quality time, with the people you love… You’ll get a lot of that with me!
Dating Me Is Like…
37) Finding a pair of jeans that ACTUALLY FIT PERFECTLY (first try!) What are the chances of that?!
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
38) Earning the Nobel Prize, because – let’s be fair – it’s real honour to get it. (Make sure you have your winning speech ready… if you fancy your chances here, that is, of course!)
Dating Me Is Like…
39) Gravity?! Because I’m totally down for everything!
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
40) Asthma!? Because I’ll totally take your breath away! 😉 (But hey, don’t panic, I’ve got an inhaler too!)
Onto The Last Ones…
Dating Me Is Like…
41) That first sip of coffee in the morning. (Wasn’t it everything you needed & more?!)
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
42) That semi-sleepy state where you’re just ridiculously comfy, and every time you change positions in bed, it (somehow) feels even better than the last!
Dating Me Is Like…
43) Getting into your comfies after a long day at work. (Oh what a treat!)
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
44) When you’re driving, and the light turns green before you have to come to a stop! (Hallelujah!)
Dating Me Is Like…
45) A smile from a stranger. (To be fair, I’m a pretty friendly person. I’d probably also be one of the “strangers” smiling at you in real life too!)
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
46) When you stretch your back and it clicks right the way through! It shouldn’t feel this good, but it just DOES! (Pure bliss!)
Dating Me Is Like…
47) Receiving a package with a bunch of bubble wrap that you can pop, pop, pop. (It’s undeniably fun!)
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
48) Eating ice cream straight out of the tub. Such a guilty pleasure!
Dating Me Is Like…
49) A picnic on a spring day… with bottomless mimosas. Now let’s cheers to THAT!
Or You Could Say It’s Kind Of Like…
50) Tacos. Because let’s be fair, have you ever met a single sad person with a taco?! 🤪
So There We Have It!
That rounds up our 50+ favourite, funny “Dating Me Is Like” answers.
Which ones stood out? Which one’s took your fancy?
COMMENT BELOW to let us know your favourite… Or throw out any of your own!
Remember, from here, you can now tweak any of these for your own dating profile, or use this as inspiration to come up with something completely original.
Just have fun with it, keep it lighthearted and watch your answers go down a treat!
All the best.
Love,
Ell_xx
