Humour is always a good way to someones heart. So here’s 30 flirty jokes to make your date smile.
WARNING: Some of these jokes are the kind that are so-bad-you-can’t-help-but-smile. Just remember, they’re jokes for a reason. You’re only being light and messing around.
Delivery is also everything! These jokes will work best in person, with a little confidence, a glint in your eye, and a cheeky smile.
If you’re looking for how to start a conversation on dating apps, go with one of these openers instead. Save these flirty jokes for when you know the person!
30 Flirty Jokes To Tell Your Date
So let’s get stuck in with some flirty jokes for your date.
What did the lightbulb say to their sweetie?
I love you a whole watt!
What did the cat say to her boyfriend?
You’re purrr-fect for me.
What did one watermelon say to the other?
You’re one in a mel-e-on!
Why don’t soccer players like Valentine’s Day?
They hate getting red cards!
What did the barista say to his crush?
I like you a latte.
^^ This last one, by the way, would be a great flirty joke to bring out on a coffee date! The more relevant a joke, the better it is, although you could also just go for full-on cringe purely intended to make the other person smile. (Which leads me onto our next section…)
Cheesy Jokes For Your Date
Cheesy jokes still work great when dating – and they can still be very much flirty. See, they’re like overly-obvious flirting, which comes across as fun and cheeky! So how about trying a few of these one-liners…
- I must be becoming a bit of a snowflake, because you are literally melting me!
- Have you lost your license? Because boy, I can’t even begin to imagine how many girls you’re driving crazy!
- Damn, you’re going to get arrested for robbery here. You’re totally stealing my heart!
- Are you a cat? Because I am totally FE-LINE this connection between us.
- You know, even if there wasn’t gravity on this earth, I think I’d still fall for you!
- We may not be socks. But I know we’d make a great pair 😉
- Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
- I feel like you’re… a dictionary. Not just because of your intellect (of course :P) but because you are adding so much meaning to my life right now!
- Do you play soccer? You must play soccer… Because you’re an absolute keeper!
Corny Jokes For Your Date
We’ve got more my friends, oh we’ve got more! Let’s continue with the corny jokes for your date…
- Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
- Gosh, my feet sure are cold. I think it’s because you’re knocking my socks off here!
- Aww, if you were a potato, you’d definitely be a sweet one.
- If you were a chicken, you’d be truly impeccable! 😉
- We should go out for coffee sometimes because I definitely like you a latte.
- Call me Shrek / Fiona because I’m head ogre heels for you!
- You’re definitely a fisherman, because you’ve got me HOOKED!
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- Okay, okay, I’ve got it. Your nickname… it’s got to be Chapstick. Because, boy, you’re da balm!
Flirty Knock Knock Jokes
Getting the joke-inspo going? Then let’s throw in a few flirty knock knock jokes (the old classics!)
Aheard you love girls who can tell a good knock-knock joke!
That’s a great introductory flirty knock knock joke to get them going. Deliver it. Get a little smile, then say “just kidding” and give them some REAL crackers! Like…
Umm, eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!
Kinda cute, huh? What else have we got?
Umm, kiss who?
Kiss me, of course! Like now…
We love that one. It’s probably one of our favourite flirty jokes, that you can totally get away with, and which any date is BOUND to love (providing this isn’t your first kiss… wait until you’ve had your first kiss to give this one!)
Some more flirty knock knock dates for you…
- Knock, knock.
Umm, snow who?
Snow use – I just can’t stop thinking about you.
- Knock, knock.
Umm, muffin who?
Muffin in this world will keep us apart!
- Knock, knock.
Norma Lee who?
Well, norma Lee I don’t say this, but I actually think I’m starting to fall for you!
BONUS: Flirty Puns
Everyone loves puns. If you can throw in some flirty puns to a date, not only will you soften them with your sense of humour, but also impress them with your wit.
To get clear, a pun is “a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.”
Our top tips for creating flirty puns on your date?
- Listen closely. Not so closely that your face is full of concentration instead of being genuinely engaged in the conversation(!) But make note of what the other person is saying, really listen to the words so that you find the opportunity to throw in those fun flirty puns!
- Have a few puns lined up. Some of us are natural punners, some not so much. However, if you think of some puns you could easily throw into conversation, you can steer the conversation in that direction to set it up for the pun. It’s just about knowing what you want to say, knowing your “lines” so that they then become natural and easy!
- Practice on message. When you’re texting, you have more time to think. Get into the habit of throwing flirty puns into your conversation on message, because 1) not only will they also do the job on there, but 2) it’s kind of like your training!
That’s All For This One
So there we have it: 30 flirty jokes to get the inspiration flowing on how to add a little more fun humour into your date.
We’ve looked at flirty puns, flirty knock knock jokes, and the simple one-liners, with a brief intro into each and some of our favourite suggestions.
This is just a base, a starting point. You know yourself, you know your humour and your style – so develop more of your own flirty jokes from here… and have fun with it!
Happy dating. For more conversation starters, check out:
- Flirty Questions To Ask a Guy
- 100 Different Questions To Ask When Dating
- Top 10 “Qualifying Questions”
- 20 Deep Questions To Get To Know Someone
All the best!